Ok, let me preface that this has nothing to do with any sort of insect, I promise.
I just don't understand people. I had a lady approach me at work couple days ago getting an attitude as I greet her, and say, "yeah, remember me? My phone's doing it again."
No, I have no idea who you are. As it turns out, I helped her 3 months ago by replacing her phone because the original phone had a problem that was covered under warranty.
This second phone she had was having the same symptoms, but it was now out of warranty based on how long she had owned it, as well as the fact that it had signs of liquid damage. She is demanding another new phone.
I ask her if she realizes the phone has been wet. "Well, yeah, probably because I didn't pick him up from school one day and he had to walk home 2 miles in the pouring rain. I don't see what that has to do with anything."
"We don't replace your phone for free if you ruined it by getting it wet."
"It was only rain water, it's not like it was toilet water!"
Oh, well in that case...
Lesson: Water (H20), regardless of source or purity, is not good for electronics. DUH.